Tired with hearing myself answer questions the same way all the time, I decided to have more fun with this interview. "That kid who created Tumblr wasn't even masturbating to Japanese cosplay porn when Fimoc launched." Sorry, Karp! Other topics: Hot Chicks With Douchebags, Da Vinci, A Shot At Love 2 With Tila Tequila, Pachelbel's Canon in D Major, Jeff Zucker, and my Aunt Judy's polished rocks collection.