film
jan 3
2008

Internet Traffic KILLS

O!M!G! The movie Untraceable was MADE FOR YOU, ME, AND ALL OF OUR FRIENDS. The plot: a murderer is killing people via website metrics. YOUR HEARD ME! People visit a website that is livestreaming a murder -- an increase in traffic speeds up the process of death. The trailer (WATCH NOW!) is full of such wonderful quotes as "The more people who visit the site, the faster he bleeds" and "Any American who visits the site is an accomplice to murder" and "We ARE the murder weapon." As far as I know, this has nothing to do with Gawker's new pay structure.
12 comments

This movie is going to be HUGE.

posted by Rex at 2008-01-03 12:46:02

If it bleed it ledes, man!

posted by Andrew at 2008-01-03 13:18:01

I like that they simply can't trace where the bad guy is broadcasting from. HE'S UNTRACEABLE.

posted by Taylor at 2008-01-03 13:38:07

What no "killer app" puns yet?

posted by Zac Echola at 2008-01-03 14:44:48

God damn it, they totally stole my new blog idea! All right, guess I've got to go release all those people now. Are apologies in order?

posted by Max Sparber at 2008-01-03 14:49:04

Chris Carter figured it out 10 yrs ago: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0648268/

posted by marina at 2008-01-03 15:06:49

I was more than a little disappointed to see Diane Lane in this one.

posted by alexis at 2008-01-03 15:37:18

NO! You people aren't getting it! This is going to be GENIUS!

posted by Rex at 2008-01-03 15:42:28

it's her partner that's the killer....duh.

posted by ... at 2008-01-03 17:00:45

Finally, someone gets the artistic balls to tell Silicon Valley, "Who the fuck do you think you are?" Genius. You guys could use some deflating.

posted by Kev at 2008-01-03 20:18:52

And after the victim dies, a new MP3 Blog launches!

posted by Jeremy at 2008-01-03 23:06:34

Actually...Diane Lane aside..."it's her partner that's the killer...duh" aside...doesn't look all that bad

posted by Chris at 2008-01-05 11:24:31